Kamis, 20 Desember 2012

KAMUS ALAY & GAUL

KAMUS SINGKATAN LUCU

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3G: Gagah, Ganteng, Gaul

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AIDS: Akibat Impian Dipendam Setahun
AIDS: Aku Ingin Disini Sendirian
AIDS Akibat Intim Dengan Sesama
ATM: Aku Takkan Memiliki
ATM BII: Asal Tidak Mengandung Berselingkuh Itu Indah
ABCDEFG: Aduh Bo Cape Deh Eike Fusing Gila
ARDATH: Aku Rela Ditidurin Asal Tidak Hamil
ATM: Aku Tayang Moneymu
ANDI LAU: Antara Dilema dan Galau
Adidas: Aikiu (IQ) di bawah dasar
Adidas: Ayah Dan Ibu Do'akan Aku Selalu
Adam Air: Angkatan udara masuk air
Asusila: Asal Suka Silakan

Selasa, 06 November 2012

emotion BB

Code => Conversion

:haha => HªªHªª :haahaa => =D˘•˘=)) нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘нªª˘°˘ =))˘•˘=D :hahaha => Ħαª☺Ħαª☺Ħαª☺◦°˚☺ :ha => ╋╋ム ╋╋ム ╋╋ム :hehe => ​​​ƗƗɐƗƗɐ :2hehe => ​​​нεнε ¨☺¨ нεнε ¨☺¨ нεнε :hihi => ​​​∞ (o •͡ -̮ •͡ o)∞ :senyum => ​​​☺ :cemberut => ​​​☹ :wkwk => ωkωk :1wkwk => "̮˚°◦♡ώκωķωќ♡◦°˚"̮ :2wkwk => =))ωªªkªª =)) ☺ =))ωªªkªª=)) ☺ =))ωªªkªª :3wkwk => - ωª - κª - κª - κª - :muach => ( ◦˘ з˘(◦'ںˉ◦) :1muach => :* ♏ùάçĥº°º♏ùάçĥº°º♏ùάçĥ :* (-_-") => (¬˛ ¬") (-_-!!) => (⌣_ ⌣!!) (*^_^) => (✿◠‿◠) -.- => ˘•˘ -_- => ˘°˘ :ngantuk => ミ★ηgαηtυк★彡 :1ngantuk => (Θ˛Θƪ) :sedih => (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩_-̩̩̩-̩̩̩) :1sedih => (˘̩̩̩^˘̩̩̩) :2sedih => (˘̩̩̩.˘̩ƪ) :bahagia => (´⌣`ʃƪ) :1bahagia => ( ื▿ ืʃƪ) :pipitembem => (з´⌣`ε) :kacamata => Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ﻬƠ̴̴͡ :elo => (┌'o')┌ :gue => (┌','┐) :elogueend => ┐('o'┐)(┌','┐)┐(˘–˘ )┌ :semangat => (˘-˘)ง :1semangat => "\(‾▿‾\)┌(_o_)┐(/‾▿‾)/┌(_o_)┐" :semoga => (ʃƪ˘ڡ˘) :peluk => (っ’з’)っ(˘ε˘`) :koprol => ┌(_o_)┐ :gunting => (" `з´),8< :pacaran => (‾▽‾)♥(‾⌣‾) :bingung => ƪ(° ̯˚ ʃ) :diem => ( ..•˘___˘• .. ) :cium => ( ° -`⌣ ´ -)ε ´ - °) :jatuhcinta => (♥ε♥) :angkattangan => ╮( .. - ͡ _ - ͡. .”)╭ :dansa => ╭ (′▽`)╯ :kuat => ╚(•⌂•)╝ :hufth => (•͡˘˛˘ •͡) :huft => ~╮(╯_╰")╭ :kecewa => (╯• ε •╰) :emosi => (۳ ˚Д˚)۳ :grr => Щ(ºДºщ) :makan => (˘ڡ˘) :hiat => (!`☐´)づ)˚з°) :hmm => (¬-̮¬) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :toas => (*^□^)八(^□^*) :1toas => (˛•̃•̃) / \(•̃•̃¸) :happy => \(‾▿‾\) \(´▽`)/ (/‾▿‾)/ :1happy => (∩▂∩) :2happy => (⌒▂⌒) :3happy => (⌒▂⊙) :4happy => \(  ´⌣` )/ :cry => 。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。 :dance => ┐(‘⌣’┐) (┌’⌣’)┌ ┐(‘⌣’┐) (┌’⌣’)┌ :dancing1 => ƪ(˘-˘)┐ ƪ(˘-˘)ʃ┌(˘-˘)ʃ :dancing2 => ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ :dancing3 => ~(˘.˘~) ~(˘.˘)~ (~˘.˘)~ :dancing4 => /(‾▿‾/)┌(_o_)┐(/‾▿‾)/ :kiss => (˘⌣˘)ε˘`) :1kiss => ƪ(‾ε‾“)ʃ :2kiss => (╯3╰) :love u => ˚°º♡°• ♒ ϋ ♒ •° ♥ :fuck => (•͡. •͡)┌П┐ 2fuck => ┌П┐(►˛◄)┌П┐ 3fuck => ┌П┐(︶へ︶ メ) 4fuck => 凸(>╭╮<)凸 :yummy => ƪ(˘ڡ˘)ʃ :1yummy => (y)^ڡ^(y) :shocked => ( ゚ Д゚) :1shocked => ☉_☉ :surprised => (゜◇゜) :sad => (✖╭╮✖) :1sad => (╥_╥) :2sad => (╯_╰) :3sad => (┌_┐) :shy => (^^;) :grinning => ( ̄ー ̄) :joyful => (≧∇≦)/ :infatuation => (*´▽`*)/ :worried => (ーー;) :snubbed => (´・ω・`) :dissatisfied => (* ̄m ̄) :sleep => (( _ _ ))..zzzZZ :sing => ♫♪♫( ´▽`) :hug => (っ˘з˘)っ :1monster => ╰(◣﹏◢)╯ :music => ♫♪♫ :thanks 4 sharing => ♪♫*¨*❤*¨*●๋•тєηgкソυ 4 ѕнαяιηg●๋•*¨*❤*¨*♫♪ :smile in your face => ♥α̲̅ Ş̅♍ile On Ūя̲̅ F̲̅∂ce :smile => シ.. :1smile => (╯▽╰) :love in your heart => ♥Love in Ūя̲̅ He∂rt :home => __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ :mine => *: (=* :*) :::::::: - ♥ - You Are Only Mine - ♥ - :::::::::::* :in love => (♥_♥) :idontknow => ┐(´~`)┌ :whocares => ╮(^▽^)╭ :2monster => ╰(╰_╯)╯ :uletbulu => ~(‾▿‾~)_)_)_)_)_)_)_) :boring => (¬_¬") :1boring => (¬▂¬) :peace => (‾▽‾)♉ :1peace => ♉(‾⌣‾)♉ :fallinlove => ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ :congrats => (ʃƪ´▽`) (´▽`ʃƪ) :yippy => - (ˆ▽ˆ) /  - (ˆ▽ˆ) - \(ˆ▽ˆ)-  :end => ┐(ˇ.ˇ")┌ :3kiss => (っ ̄³ ̄)っ :what => (˙▿˙?) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :galau => (╯︵╰,) :1galau => (っ╯_╰˘) :hore => \(^o^)/ :terpesona => (◦'⌣')♥('⌣'◦) :cubit => (ˇ▼ˇ)-c<ˇ_ˇ) :1cubit => (ˇ▼ˇ)-cԅ(ˆoˆԅ) :jitak => (¬_¬)ノ*(>˛<) :tinju => ◎( ̄^ ̄)====◎)>_<”) :1tinju => (`(••)´(o--(◦˘ϖ˘◦)ง :ngacir => ε=ε=┏( >_<)┛ :ngumpet => |・ω・`) :malu => (⌒˛⌒ ) :1malu => (ʃ⌣ƪ) :lelah => (¯―¯٥) :ehem ehem => /:)ęhëm..ęhëm.../:) :udah malam => Uϑªh ♏ªlëm.... :saatnya merem => *...*såªτnŷa mεяεm...(=| :merem => (˘⌣˘) :baca doa => ъªca ϑőą bΐar ayęm..?? :tengkiu => o°tε∏gkìíûú°oo°tε∏gkìíûú°o :cape deh => #:-s Cǻǻpέέέ #:-s - #:-s Duuέέhh #:-s :semoga harimu indah => ({}) ƻЄ♍☺ǥƏ ђƏřΐ♍Ǚ ΐϞϑƏђ:* :halo friend => ●๋• αℓℓσ мソ ∂єαя ƒяιєη∂ ●๋• :1berdoa => (ˇʃƪˇ) :2berdoa => └(˘.˘└) :pukul => (" `з´ )_,/"(>_<') :ketok => (" `з´)_,/*(x,☉") :yeah => \(´▽`)/ :1yeah => *\( - ˆ⌣ˆ​​​​ - )/* :2yeah => ヽ(˘▽˘)ノ kyaaa => ♥(>̯┌┐<)•° :sip => (y)˚°◦(y);) - Siip♣Siip - ({})(y)◦°˚(y) :siul => ( ˘ з˘ )♬♪ :takut => (•̯͡.•̯͡) :tembak => (҂ `з´ ).︻╦̵̵̿╤── ƪ(°͡ o°")͡ʃ (•̯͡.•̯͡)" :bisik => ( - ͡. - ͡ !)ε( - ˛. - ̃)зε(¬.¬)зε( - ̃͡-̮ - ̃͡)з( - ̃o - ̃) :mandi => ヽ`、ヽ`ヽ(* ̄o ̄*)>ヽ`、ヽ`シャワー♪ :tonjok => ( ˘-˘)–o)`з΄) :lirik => ¬_¬ :upil => (‾▿‾)-σ• :melet lidah => ƪ(ړײ)‎ƪ :bete => (⌣́_⌣̀) :1bete => ƪ(⌣́_⌣̀”)ʃ :sinis => (•͡˘ε˘ •͡“) :marah => (o`皿′o) :1marah => (⋋▂⋌) :pusing => ( - ̪●) :1pusing => (॓_॔) :2pusing => ƪ(°;◦)ʃ Ϛ(°..˚)Ϟ ƪ(°;◦)ʃ Ϛ(°..˚)Ϟ :cilukba => (⊃.⊂)ƈīĽűĸ..٩(◑.◑)۶⪪ª :hai => (๑'⌣'๑)づ♥ :1hai => (≧▽≦)づ♥ :bonyok => (⊙▂⊙) :1bonyok => (x,☉”) :jengkelin => (●*∩_∩*●) :greget => (≧◡≦) :1greget => (≧ω≦) :2greget => o(≧o≦)o :bt => (ˇ_ˇ’!l) :1bt => (–˛ — º) :tersenyum => (•ˆ⌣ˆ​​​​•) :merengut => o(‾^‾)o :tendang => (゚o´(┗┐ヽ(・.・ )ノ :joget => ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ :1joget => (˘▽˘~)(~˘▽˘)~ :2joget => ┑(‾ε‾“)┍ ┑(”‾з‾)┍ :yuhu => ƪƪ'▿') ('▿'ʃʃ :panik => ƪ(°͡o°")͡ʃ :oh => o˚°º☺ωнн :ahh => ┌("˘o˘)┐ lemparbangku => (╯‵□′)╯”"┻━┻☆(>○<) jungkirbalik => \(‾▿‾\) ┌(_o_)┐ (/‾▿‾)/ :sarapan => |_|ɔ,(‾▿‾),--oooo- :cantik => ( ˘͡ -˘͡) :yeye => ƪ(ˆ▽ˆ)ʃƪ(ˆ▽ˆ)ʃ :capek => (‾⌣‾"٥) :nunjuk => (`▽´)-σ :1nunjuk => (¬-̮¬)-σ :2nunjuk => (o˘з˘)-σ :mumet => (๑_๑) :mohon => (˘ʃƪ˘) :imut => ╰(✿´⌣`✿)╯ :bangga => ƪ(٥´▽`٥)ʃ :sabar => (‾˛‾")ƪ( ˘-˘ ) :sabarya => ( '́⌣'̀)/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ) :mukadatar => ( ‾_‾ ) :jiah => •(Jîɑaª˚˚ªaaª˚˚ ªa♓ :hiks => ♓īĬīĬīĬīĬīĬккƨs ssƨ...(-̩̩̩-͡ ̗--̩̩̩͡) :gubrak => ~•(=| ♓ªªllªªђђ Ĝubяãĸĸ (=|•~ :semprot => ( •_•)r鹵~<炎炎炎 (°ロ°) - :sayang => (ɔ ˘⌣˘)˘⌣˘ c)- :memelas => (⌣́_⌣̀)\('́⌣'̀ ) :hoam => ƪ(´O`)┐ :genit => (ʃƪ˘˘ﻬ) :lagisedih => (ʃ˘̩з˘̩̩̩)ʃ˘̩.˘̩̩̩)ʃ˘̩.˘̩̩̩)ʃ˘̩.˘̩̩̩) :baaa => ƪ(˚▽˚)ʃ :hakdesh => o(¬ ¬")–o :jempol => (: (ˆ⌣ˆ‎)ҧ :celingukan => (‘-’ ) (._. ) ( ._.) ( ‘-’) :kesel => Ϟ(`﹏´)Ϟ :kabur => ~ ~ \(!!˚☐˚)/ :sebel => ​( ° -`ω´-) :1sebel => ​(҂ ̄﹏ ̄‎)ҧ :berseru => ​\( ´O` )> :kaget => \(!!˚☐˚)/ :1kaget => Σ ( °┌┐ ° !! ) :mainlaptop => \__~(˘▾˘~) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :style1 => ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸❤¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ :style2 => ゜Y⌒Y。+゚☆゚+。Y⌒Y゜ :style3 => *☆⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒☆* :style4 => *.:。✿*゚゚・✿.。.:* :style5 => ゚+。☆*゜+。.。:.*.゚ ゚¨゚゚・*:..。o○☆゚+。 :loading => ■■■■■■■■■■■□□□ ησω ℓσα∂ιηg... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :sun => :cloud => :umbrella => :butterfly => Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ :butterfly1 => ˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●••●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙ :crab => :pig => ƪ(‾(••)‾)ʃ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :Allah => اللّهُ bismillah => بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيْمِ :alhamdulillah => اَلْحَمْدُلِلّهِ astagfirullah => اَسْتَغْفِرُ اَللّهَ halal => حَلاَلً insya Allah => اِ نْ شَآ ءَ اللّهُ Allahu akbar => اَللّهُ اَكْبَرُ :amiin => آمِيـنَ assalamualaikum => السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ waalaikum salam => وَعَلَيْكُمْ السَّلاَمُ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِوَ بَرَكَاتُهُ wassalamualaikum => وَ السَّلاَمُ عَلَيْكُمْ وَرَحْمَةُ اللهِ وَبَرَكَاتُهُ ahlan wa sahlan => اَهْلاًوَسَهْلاً :doa pengantin => بَارَكَ اللّهُ لَكَ وَبَارَكَ عَلَيْكَ وَجَمَعَ بَيْنَكُمَا فِي خَيْرِ :innalillah => اِنّا لِلّهِ وَاِنّا اِلَيْهِ رَجِعُوْنَ jazakallah => جَزَاكَ اللّهُ jazakumullah => جَزَاكُمُ اللّهُ :laa haula => لاَ هَوْلَ وَلاَ قُوَّتَ اِلاَّبِاللّهِ laa ilaaha illallah => لاَ اِلَهَ اِلاَّ اللّهُ masya Allah => مَاشَآءَاللّهُ subhanallah => سُبْحَانَ اللّهُ taqabalallah => تَقَبَّلَ اللّهُ مِنَّ وَ مِنْكُمْ :ba => ټ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :daichi => :love => :2 => ² 1/2 => ½ :bulet => :correct => o+ => o-> => :salah => :incorrect => :checkbox => :uncheckbox => :bintang => :bunga => :flower => :copy => © :reg => ® :tm => +/- => ± -> => <- => |> => >> => » << => « ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- selamat pagi => ѕєlαмαт ραgι selamat siang => ѕєlαмαт ѕιαиg selamat malam => ѕєlαмαт мαlαм :pagi indonesia => ★◦°˚˚°(*)ѕєlαмαт ραgι ιи∂σиєѕια(*)◦°˚˚°☆ :halo apa kabar => ▓нαℓℓσ.... αρα кαвαя...▓ :malam sahabat => ¤ (░)(░) ♥♠ ѕєℓαмαт мαℓαм ѕαнαвαт ♥♠ :berbuka => ƪƪ'▿') ѕєℓαмαт вєявυкα ρυαѕα ('▿'ʃʃ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------- :good morning => ({})<3~o)º°˚˚ƍöôϑ<3möЯηīĬηģº°˚*~o)<3 1good morning => ☆БŌŌĐ☆☆♍ŌЯ̲̅ÑI̲̅ÑБ☆ 2good morning => ° • · ♥·♡ ♏ö®Niηk ♥·♡ · • ° good night => gσσ∂ ηιgнт :happysunday => - .★.** - . - HäPpγ SuƝϑά̲̣̥ý - . - **.★. - *' sweet dreams => ѕωєєт ∂яєαмѕ sweet dreams1 => °•.˜"*°•ѕωєєт ∂яєαм•°*"˜.•° thanks => тнαηкѕ 1thanks => •-̶̶•̸Ϟ•̸ °•·· τнäиκ чöü ··•° •̸Ϟ•̸-̶ :god bless you => ☆G̅ŌĐ★ΒĹЄŞ̅Ş̅★ΎŌŪ☆ :have a nice day => ☆º°˚˚☆ Have a ηice ϑay ☆º°˚*★ miss you => мιѕѕ ソσυ take care => тαкє ¢αяє :time for bed => Ŧΐ♍Є ₣ǑƦ B€D :time for lunch => Ŧΐ♍Є ₣ǑƦ L̶̲̥̅̊U̶̲̥̅̊N̶̲̥̅̊C̶̲̥̅̊H̶̲̥̅̊" :welcome => welco♍e :see you tomorrow => ヾ(。´・_●・。)☆;:*:;☆;:*ѕєє ソσυ tσмσяяσω*:;☆;:*:;☆ヾ(。´・●_・。)バィバィ 1happy birthday => ♪Happy(。´_●)ノ"┌iiii┐ヾ(´○_*)Birthday♪ 2happy birthday = [ミ☆ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ☆彡]⌒ヾ(・ω-。)~♪

Sabtu, 29 September 2012

Kesunyian Hati

terdiam aku dalam kesendirian malam
sendiri dan hanya terdiam membisu tanpa kata
merenug di kesendirian hatiku

kesunyian membawaku di ujung pekat malam
merengkuh dalam kesepian

semakin aku rasa aku hanyut dalam
ketidakpastian jalan hidupku
kenapa semua ini harus terjadi

Mimpiku

Terbangun aku dari tidurku
Yang bermimpikan dirimu
Dirimu yang kini tak lagi bersamaku

Mengapa?
Rasa ini kembali datang
Setelah sekian lama ku buang jauh

Sampah bagiku jika ku memikirkanmu
Namun, mengapa?
Aku selalu bermimpikan dirimu

Aku telah berjanji pada diriku untuk tak memikirkanmu lagi
Tapi, mengapa semakin sulit aku melupakanmu?
Sampah, kau sampah! Yang seharusnya ku buang!

Tapi mengapa kau selalu menjadi bunga tidurku?